In the future, the words “whore”, “skank”, “slut”, “slattern”, and possibly the word “retard” and the phrase “train wreck” will all be replaced in common usage by the word “spears“.
As in “I can’t believe you got drunk on Zima and went down on every single dude at the bar, you fuckin’ spears!”
Or “Fifteen people are dead in the worst spears in Amtrak history.”
The Committee to Nuke Elysium 