[Submitted by: sevenimprobablethingsbeforetea
All personnel should be advised that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should any of the thanksgiving turkeys be reanimated THIS YEAR. This includes both magical (Loki) and animatronic (Stark) means.
And in the event that the turkey is reanimated, it should NOT be used to chase Captain Rogers down the hall.]
The Committee to Nuke Elysium 