INTRODUCING: THE WORLD’S FIRST BULLETPROOF SUIT (via Kempt)
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After months of exhaustively scientific R&D, the gents of Toronto’s Garrison Bespoke have introduced the first-ever three-piece bulletproof suit, and they’re taking orders now.
Herewith, a by-the-numbers breakdown of what that means to you:
Months spent in development with US Special Forces suppliers: 12
Layers of carbon nanotubes hidden beneath the pinstripes: 7
Length-to-diameter ratio of said nanotubes: 132,000,000:1
Minutes spent Googling what the hell that means: 11
Amount this suit is stronger than steel: 30 times
Amount this suit is lighter than Kevlar: 50%
Gun calibers now impenetrable: .35, .45, .22
Corporate takeovers: 100% safer
Cost of owning one yourself: $20,000
Feeling like James Bond: priceless
*** I’ll take one in Klein Blue
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