i think i just ate a week’s worth of carbs…

Happy Birthday @funkwit

Dear Six Apart.. you insular dumb-f*cks.. why won’t you let me change the title of my blogs?! ffs

i think the Universe is telling me to start exercising again…

WebWasher you frakking c*nt, what’s with blocking libsyn?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how’m i supposed to skive off now?! 😦

Where’s my goddamn backup clone body? This one needs to go in for a service!