my landline is possessed. sending for an exorcist. Out Demon!

so i thought my futurephone was dead too. instead some succubus drained it’s lifeforce whilst i slept

Patton was brilliant. I cried with the laughing. @bindychild i hope the junkie tram was worth it.

came home to note a left for our stranded neighbour.. hope the kid got home in the end, it’s freezing and he was only wearing a singlet

Well drunk and ready for Patton. @bindychild you’re missing Wayne Casey jokes.

Yay for us! Let’s see if Patton likes my Doktor Sleepless tee.

did a good deed! took in a dude from a few doors up who’d locked himself out of his house and was waiting for his housemates to return.

now off for drinking, merriment and Patton Oswalt with @bindychild and @xutraa.. watch out Melbourne town!

attn all n00bs fwding me Earth Hour crap.. save the planet.. stop breathing for a few minutes