When I die, or ascend with the machine gods, or fake my death and flee Earth with my fellow Type II Civ Anthropologists to continue reporting live at Galactic HQ, or what have you.. I wish @mattfraction to author my ‘fictional’ biography.

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Traces of coca and nicotine found in Egyptian mummies – WTF fun facts

well DUH. a lot of historians are still trying to process the fact that ancient egyptians knew how to build boats, which is ridiculous. why would they not be seafarers and explorers?

this is not new or surprising information at all. it pretty much day one of any african-american studies course.

the egyptians knew that if they put their boats in front of the summer storm winds it’d blow them right across the sea to the Americas and they shared that with the greeks.

It’s really hard for people to understand that everyone had boats, exploration, and trade interactions without the same level of murder, colonization, and violence that the Europeans did. It’s really hard for people to get that.

An 11,000 year old Iroqious boat.

A whole book about Ancient Egyptian Maritime technology and culture.

Scientists “shocked” to discover that humanity casually traveled the seas over 100,000 years ago.

The Sea-Craft of Prehistory (book; Eurocentric as heck)

Humans traveling long distances by sea and deep=sea fishing for c. 42,000 years

The Dufuna Canoe, Africa’s oldest surviving boat, is 8,000 years old (Nigeria)

A fleet of 5,000-year-old boats in Abydos, Egypt

7,000-year-old seaworthy vessels in Kuwait

7,500-year-old boat found in China’s Zhejiang Province.

Scientific Evidence for Pre-Columbian Transoceanic Voyages (273 pages-for the hardcore only!):

The only plausible explanation for these findings is that a considerable number of transoceanic voyages in both directions across both major oceans were completed between the 7th millennium BC and the European age of discovery. Our growing knowledge of early maritime technology and its accomplishments gives us confidence that vessels and nautical skills capable of these long-distance travels were developed by the times indicated. These voyages put a new complexion on the extensive Old World/New World cultural parallels that have long been controversial.

I frequently feel that Tumblr is taking up the slack left by my schooling.

This is disproved by genetics. All indigenous Americans are genetically related to the Clovis people, which in turn are directly related to people from Beringia. No humans in any numbers worth speaking of came to the Americas via the Atlantic, and they all came there via the Bering land bridge in the late Paleolithic. Humans might have been capable of sailing across the Atlantic, but the one thing you can always count on migrating humans to do is interbreed. And they didn’t.

I don’t want to speculate too much on why. But just because someone has sea-worthy technology doesn’t mean they are going to go all Ferdinand Magellan. Consider the Chinese—during the 16th-17th centuries, they had better ocean-going technology than the Europeans. And yet, it was the Europeans who predominantly sailed to China, and not the other way around. It simply wasn’t worth it to the Chinese, so they didn’t do it. History isn’t just about having technology, it’s about deploying it. History is full of stories of someone having the right tools, but not doing the right job.

Say you are an iron age fisherman. You make your livelihood by risking your life against storms to land some big tuna from miles out, so you can feed your family and community for the 20-some years of life you’ve got. Why would you suddenly, without any idea of what is out there, decide to just sail west until you found something? To satisfy the exploration counter-narratives of Tumblr users in the 21st century? This is not to say it’s impossible, or even implausible. I liked Valhalla Rising as much as the next person. But… genetics. It just didn’t happen.

Cut to the 39th century. Hyper-Tumblxxxqox post:

“We’ve found ancient texts describing colonies on Mars. We haven’t found any human remains, but there are plenty of technological artifacts there, including plastics only used in the 20th century. We know that rocket technology had been improving since the 14th century when it was pioneers in China, and the Chinese had a fully-space going culture by the 23th century. Therefore, the only plausible conclusion is that China colonized Mars—probably starting around the 1970s.”

In the 39th century they still use bold to show when they are super-serious in a post.

This is one of those areas where the European conceptualization of the behaviour and culture of a lot of  early indigenous people seems to be at odds with a mounting stack of physical evidence.  

The weak point isn’t the materially supported travel over vast distances.  And the weak point isn’t the genetic evidence.  The weak point is the conceptualization of native peoples that can’t support societies complex enough to have enforced interbreeding taboos or even non-European approaches to birth control. There are all sorts of political and cultural scenarios that would cut down on interbreeding based on limited travel.  

The point being, I think that we’re making a grave mistake when we decide to start pushing inconvenient material evidence out of the way to support the European narrative of history.  I’m not saying that it’s all obviously 100% real, I’m just saying I find it problematic when evidence is discounted because it goes against a narrative with extremely shaky foundations.

I see what you’re saying. And certainly, no one knows for sure. However, I think the evidence that is being deemed “inconvenient” in this instance is the genetic evidence.

First, the reason that Clovis culture DNA leading 100% back to Asia is such a big deal, is because this refutes earlier theories that Clovis culture is part of a “first colonization” of the Americas. How else, these theories argue, could Clovis culture have spread so rapidly across the Americas? Why is it that Clovis culture closely resembles other tools found in Europe? Clearly, those discredited theories argue, Clovis culture must have come across the Atlantic some 15,000 years ago.

Well, turns out it didn’t. Genetics, in this case, proved where the people came from conclusively, while theories based on a supposed preponderance of archaeological evidence did not.

Second: is it possible that there was trans-atlantic trade that brought coca and tobacco back from the Americas to Africa/Europe, while somehow preventing any humans interbreeding/migrating, while preventing any animals or crops interbreeding/migrating? Sure, any theory of history for which there is no direct contradictory evidence is possible. But if you want to talk about what is “inconvenient” evidence, I would say that the genetics is much more “inconvenient” to that theory, than a report of trace chemical evidence.

What does a single, potential hand-off of coca really mean, anyway? This single instance of chemical trace evidence is being blown up beyond any reasonable weight. There were no language transfers, no other artifact transfers, no genetic exchanges. Even if a ship sailed from Egypt to the Americas and back, what does this really mean to human history compared to all the other giant, continuous, and drifting migratory patterns that we do have evidence for? This theory of the coca trading ship seems to be a pet narrative, more than it seems relevant to history. Did Egyptians have ships capable of reaching America? Sure. That isn’t in dispute. But this possibility didn’t seem to affect either culture in any way that we have evidence to prove. If we come across some evidence that one culture affected the other in a way other than leaving a few trace chemicals, then we’ll discuss that then. But in the meantime, like with the disproved Clovis theories, this seems like a poorly supported way of inserting a highly suspect footnote into the record. You want to leave open the possibility, fine. Let’s discuss the seaworthiness of ancient ships. But to talk about a theory of contact like it is proven, when in fact all our archaeological evidence except for a single chemical trace proves otherwise, does a disservice to all that we do know and the means by which we know it. But hey, remember that Evolution* is only a theory!

Third: humans are a highly migratory species. And when they do migrate, they leave genetic traces. This is not a “european” thing. This is a human thing. I’m not making any assumptions about non-european religions, economics, language, or kinship structure. I am saying that as humans, they migrate and produce offspring like humans. Pretty much every standing theory of human migration is backed up by evidence of haplogroup transfers. In fact, this is precisely the sort of evidence that makes race a myth—because there is no genetic or physiological basis for race, and if we look at the genetic history of migration we see that pretty much every supposed racial division based on geography was crossed many times over by genetics. This sort of evidence describes how many times “Europe” was invaded by non-europeans and seeded with non-european genetics, rendering anything specifically “european” to European’s genetics only a fraction of their genotype. It describes how Americans came from Asia, and how they spread throughout the American continents and islands not just once but many times, circling around and re-seeding and remixing, just in the way that humans do.

For an idea of just how complex all of this is, check out this article. Scientists still have many different theories of who-moved-where-when, but the one thing human beings didn’t do in the Neolithic/Bronze Age was stay in one place and not interbreed.

Also, see Cahokia. It was the biggest city in North America throughout all of history, until Philadelphia finally surpassed it in the late 19th century. As many as 40,000 people lived there around the year 1200, and the city was pretty much a place specifically founded for continental trade, religious work, and, you guessed it, intermarriage. This is what we have evidence for. This is what culture in the Americas was up to.

One more thing. I think that assuming that complex societies absolutely and without exception do not interbreed (because we’re not just talking cultural taboos here, like “first cousins on the mother’s side are preferred matches”, “or siblings are off limits”, we’re talking actually no genetic traces whatsoever), is a much more dangerous assumption than the opposite. Taboos get broken. Incest happens. But to think that there would be contact without any broken taboos could happen in “complex society” assumes that the underpinning notions of culturally-enforced racial purity are a functional, successful, and natural feature of evolved culture. It also assumes that humans of a “higher culture” (whatever that is) are somehow different than the rest of nature, because they are not bound by the same desire to travel throughout their habitat and breed. It assumes that rather than seek to extend their gene pool as much as possible, human beings are creatures who, once attaining “high culture,” basically comply with the theory of eugenics by privileging selectivity over availability. Perhaps humans of upper classes have the ability to pick the mate they like best overall. But the vast majority of the population ends up mating with whomever they like most from who is available. Animals and humans would rather mate at all (availability) than have unbreachable standards (selectivity), especially based upon such specious concepts as “outgroup”.

To be honest, I find your comment about “non-European methods of birth control” a little confusing. Because you are not simply assuming that they were capable of choosing not to have a child. You are assuming that when they would choose to have a child (which they have absolute control over), they would never, not once ever, choose to have a child with an outsider. So we explain the lack of genetic evidence for this theory by claiming early Americans were the most efficiently selectively breeding society in the history of the world?

In cultures who claim to enforce racial purity, when their genetics are analyzed, they are not nearly as good at enforcing it as they think they are. Eugenics is so ridiculous because even if it was not ethically disgusting, it would be impossible to enforce without universal sterilization. It is a theory completely opposed to the way humans actually behave. Race and nationality is a cultural definition, and therefore a self-fulfilling prophecy. But genetics tells the actual story. To suggest that a population interbreeds with a migrating population of the same species is not Eurocentrism. It is to suggest that humans act resolutely like humans, like the biological creatures that they are.

It’s funny, Cahokia was one of the main things driving my response.  After all, in my lifetime we’ve gone from a very simple vision of the mound-builder culture where the notion of a mound-builder city was, to quote one of my earliest mentors back at the Cincinnati Natural History Museum “up there with  aliens in the pyramids” to where the notion of a massive mound-builder city with trade up and down the Mississippi is the norm.  

And let’s be clear, I do question the narrative the post tries to frame as well and I think it probably does massively overestimate any inter-culture contact.  But to discount the whole theory due to the lack of a major haplogroup transfer amongst US Natives seems to ignore vast amount of physical evidence as well as in many cases the self-reporting of these cultures.  I mean it obviously casts extreme doubt on any sort of migration.

Also, I pointedly didn’t use any “higher culture” terminology because of exactly how poisonous that notion can get but what really confuses me is the desire to say “so what” and write limited oceanic travel off as a footnote. History is built of footnotes, it’s the application of cultural power and hindsight that defines what is footnote and what is “history”.  I’m not arguing that these contact points weren’t extreme outliers — I suspect I’d be in conflict with the original poster as to the extent of any possible pre-European contact — I’m arguing that outliers or not, our histories, especially our histories of pre-European contact need to have room for these things to be explored within the context of the evidence.  There needs to be room these narratives to be challenged — especially in those cultures that have their own pre-European first contact stories — which it felt you were dismissing out of hand.  No, there were no migrations and no vast trade-routes, likely just occasional outliers.

But outliers matter.  Anyone who tells you different is usually trying to sell you a dominant paradigm.

[Edited to add:  Just like anyone who hands you a collection of only outliers and calls it a “history” is also, likewise trying to sell something.]

/jumps into tumblr exchange on the Lie of History…

Let me open by quoting paleo-tumblr user ab3l1nc0ln01809:

"But still there is more. It calls up the indefinite past. When Columbus first sought this continent—when Christ suffered on the cross—when Moses led Israel through the Red-Sea—nay, even, when Adam first came from the hand of his Maker—then as now, Niagara was roaring here. The eyes of that species of extinct giants, whose bones fill the mounds of America, have gazed on Niagara, as ours do now. Contemporary with the whole race of men, and older than the first man, Niagara is strong, and fresh to-day as ten thousand years ago.”

posted Sept 30th 01848, The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln

And drop one link proper before proceeding to unfettered rantage.

“Using short DNA sequences from the plants’ cell nuclei and chloroplasts, Roullier and her co-authors found that the vegetables not only carry the genetic heritage of their South American origin, but exist in different types in Polynesia and the western Pacific. The sweet potatoes in Polynesia were part of a distinct lineage that was already present in the area when European voyagers introduced different lines elsewhere. Each lineage may even have been introduced several times, further complicating the pattern of dispersal and exchange. “The present sample of herbarium accessions does not allow us to rule out multiple prehistoric introductions,” Roullier says. “

History is a damn mess.

The Cosmic Anthropological Method involves collecting what gordonwhite of RuneSoup fame basically calls jigsaw puzzle pieces from a thousand different puzzles. Those facts that break people’s known models of reality. The outliers. Contemplating the things that make other people go ‘huh…’, before resuming their everyday life. Meditating upon these facts, just letting them float around inside your mind, drifting together, almost interlocking, can give the most pleasurable sensawunda.

This is how one can assemble a metaphorical rocket ship capable of escaping the local gravity of one’s foundational civilisational mythology.

The trick is in entertaining a thousand different perspectives without falling subject to the narrative fallacy.

Like: maybe instead Egypt was trading with a contemporary Polynesian culture that had its tentacles across the breadth of the Pacific, and was far more complex than is currently credited even by the Kon Tiki contingent. Or maybe it was those oft overlooked Phoneticians. Or the “Sea People”.

And who were the Olmecs anyway?

And what’s up with those old sea maps that show a pre-IceAge Antarctic coastline?

There is DNA evidence that there was a colony of (South Asian) Indians for its still barely glimpsed Vedic culture that interbred with the indigenous population of Australia. Who’d arrived some eighty thousand years ago via some rather rapid coast hugging, sea jumping migration out of Africa. And were living alongside giant freaking Land Crocodiles for a thousand plus plus years on its eastern coast… but what’s a dragon???

(And also, there’s an equally strong hypothesis to rival the OutOfAfrica orthodoxy that modern humans emerged from the Great Southern Land.)

But how about those cities high in the South American mountains were we can barely breath, seamlessly built from properly massive rocks?

And those deserts with green glass in them that look exactly like what we’ve found after exploding atomic bombs. Except we didn’t, there. (But check out this ace map of where we have.)

But we are literally finding the footprints of ancestors in beaches and bogs in places we never knew they’d been, revealed just for a moment in history by the acts of a climate in chaos. Some of them the only trace of failed branches of the hominid tree. Which grows all the gnarlier the closer we look. We’re up to, what three or four, depending how you count it, different contemporaneous sub-species now. Make those Hobbit cousins of ours literal, and prehistory looks damn right Tolkienesque.

Which brings us back to Abe’s firm belief in, and casual mention of, Giants…

Don’t be a prisoner of certainty. Embrace the wonder. Stare into the Abyss. Be a scientist.

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The Overton window is a political theory that describes as a narrow “window” the range of ideas the public will accept. On this theory, an idea’s political viability depends mainly on whether it falls within that window rather than on politicians’ individual preferences

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The complete inability to have a mature discussion about the woeful shortcomings of the official Egyptological story as espoused by notorious Anti-Semites, without someone assuming you’re about to say “aliens” is so fucking convenient for mainstream academics that you would be forgiven for thinking it was a deliberate conspiracy.

It’s like someone labelling you a truther because you dare to suspect that a bloodthirsty shadow state with a seventy year history of lying may have lied to you in its thirst for blood. This is known as ‘shaping’ or ‘framing’ and it is the last resort of morons who know they are in the wrong and hope you’ll just go away.

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For over a thousand years before the appearance of the Yoga Sūtras (YS) and Bhagavad Gītā (BhG), yoga was a practice of yoking the physical body. Yet today, even when scholars, teachers, and commentators say they are talking about the “ancient tradition” of yoga they are (often knowingly) suppressing its actual history.

The result of denying the roots and realities of yoga, says White, is that “nearly every history of “yoga” written to date has in fact been the history of meditation.”

Erasing a meaningful understanding of yogic yokingin order to give a hyperbolic importance to the practices of contemplation turns out to be a switch not unlike that accomplished by yogis who stole the bodies of kings and went on to live as royal impostors.

White argues against academic colleagues who play down villainous yogis. Given the ubiquitous occurrence of “yoking of another” animal or human body “with one’s own self (ātman)” as the chief mode of operation of yogis in more than a thousand years of Indian texts, White maintains sinister yogis are not mere “literary fixtures.” Through copious (quite captivating) examples, White demonstrates in the entire period of literature, no other representation of yogis even exists.

Why is it that not a single yogi in these narratives is ever seen assuming a yogic posture (āsana); controlling his breath, senses, and mind; engaging in meditation (dhyāna); or realizing transcendent states of consciousness (samādhi) – all of the practices of what has been deemed “classical yoga”?

White, like other scholars, is keen to dismantle the hagiography of contemporary yoga. The idea that yoga is an ahistorical, unbroken transmission is a perfection White holds as pure fabrication, a recent and fantastical construction based on singling out specific passages of just two texts.

The reef upon which many of these modernist constructions have stranded themselves is the notion that the BhG and YS were capstone works, literary culmination of an unbroken and unchanging tradition of yogic theory and practice extending back to, if not beyond, the Vedas of the second millennium BCE.

In fact, these are works that were compiled toward the end of a five-hundred-year period in which a new synthesis of theory and practice, sometimes referred to as “yoga,” was very much in vogue throughout South Asia.

It’s easy to appreciate this by checking out the commentary of almost any copy of the Yoga Sūtraswhich often obviate the significance of the vibhūti, in spite of the fact this pada on attainment of extraordinary powers comprises over a quarter of the YS.

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Watching serialized feature length edited videogame recaps is my new favourite tvshow genre.

File this next to Da Vinci’s Demons and Dracula.

And the episode of the Leverage reboot I write where we fake a drop ship landing, mass exit for the %.001 to get ahold of the artifacts they’ve hoarded just because they could.

You are still watching Multiverse TV.

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After several failed attempts, they managed to reconstruct the man’s entire genome from DNA found in the root of a third molar. It is the first time researchers have obtained the complete genome of a modern European who lived before the Neolithic revolution.

The DNA threw up a series of surprises. When Lalueza-Fox looked at the genome, he found that rather than having light skin, the man had gene variants that tend to produce much darker skin. “This guy had to be darker than any modern European, but we don’t know how dark,” the scientist said.

Another surprise finding was that the man had blue eyes. That was unexpected, said Lalueza-Fox, because the mutation for blue eyes was thought to have arisen more recently than the mutations that cause lighter skin colour. The results suggest that blue eye colour came first in Europe, with the transition to lighter skin ongoing through Mesolithic times.

The Spanish team went on to compare the genome of the hunter-gatherer to those of modern Europeans from different regions to see how they might be related. They found that the ancient DNA most closely matched the genetic makeup of people living in northern Europe, in particular Sweden and Finland.

The discovery of mutations that bolstered the immune system against bacteria and viruses suggests that the shift to a farming culture in Neolithic times did not drive all of the changes in immunity genes that Europeans carry today. At least some of those genetic changes have a history that stretches further back. “One thing we don’t know is what sort of pathogens were affecting these people,” said Lalueza-Fox.

Martin Jones, professor of archaeological science at Cambridge University, said the immunity genes were the most striking result. “There is a no doubt oversimplified grand narrative that the move from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle to settled farming was initially bad for our health. A number of factors contributed, particularly living closely together with other humans and animals, shrinking the food web, and crowding-out water supplies. The authors are drawing attention to the role of pathogens in pre-agricultural lives, and that is interesting.”

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The European discovery of Australia has officially been credited to the Dutch voyage headed by Willen Janszoon in 1606, but historians have suggested the country may already have been explored by other western Europeans.

“A kangaroo or a wallaby in a manuscript dated this early is proof that the artist of this manuscript had either been in Australia, or even more interestingly, that travellers’ reports and drawings of the interesting animals found in this new world were already available in Portugal,” Les Enluminures researcher Laura Light said.

“Portugal was extremely secretive about her trade routes during this period, explaining why their presence there wasn’t widely known.”

Peter Trickett, an award-winning historian and author of Beyond Capricorn, has long argued that a Portuguese maritime expedition first mapped the coast of Australia in 1521-22, nearly a century before the Dutch landing.

“It is not surprising at all that an image of a kangaroo would have turned up in Portugal at some point in the latter part of the 16th century. It could be that someone in the Portuguese exhibition had this manuscript in their possession,” Mr Trickett said.

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Da Vinci’s Demons – season 2 trailer.

Just finished rewatch of season 1. Inspired by syncs with “Tesla Boy Gangster” Dracula. These two shows go together far too well. It’s spooky.

Obviously, I’m now watching The Mysterious Cities of Gold. And finally getting myself a copy of Nature’s God, book 3 of the Historical Illuminatus trilogy by RAW. Dare I reread Hickman’s S.H.I.E.L.D too? Again? Only Nightmachine knows.

History is a lie. It is the business of the future to be dangerous. You have been watching Multiverse TV.

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