The Committee to Nuke Elysium

The Indian Space Research Organization has discovered a massive
underground chamber near the moon’s equator, one that would be perfect
for housing a moon base. A moon base!

Discovered by the Chandrayaan-1 spacecraft, this chamber is more than
one mile long and 393 feet wide. There would be lots of benefits of
building a moon base in there, mainly for protection from the nastiness
of the surface of the moon. It’d provide a nearly constant temperature
of -4 degrees Fahrenheit, unlike the surface, which fluctuates between
266 degrees and -292 degrees. And it would provide protection from
radiation, micro-meteor impacts and dust.

So, what’s the holdup? Let’s get building! I want to visit a hotel in a moon base sometime in the next 20 years, please!